Now is one of those times.
Nothing like the 'broken and snapped legs effect' for pure sexiness. Jepeddo would be proud.
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You can just hear the photographer saying, "Just, well, do what you want. I'm gonna scoot to Mickey D's and get a Chicken Crispy. When I come back have a nice, creative pose for me to shoot." Uh, yeah.
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Ah, nothing like the turantula. Because some people like to have their head -- and feet -- on the ground at the same time.
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You can always tell someone who used to breakdance as a tween. Only thing is, when they're 25, the parts don't move the same. Could get stuck.
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And of course, the ole half-way-outta-my-seat, robotic-turn-of-head thing. Sweet.
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This has got to be another one where the photographer must have stepped out of the room, took a dump or something. And when he comes back, "Whoa, I like it. The ole stuck-in-the-closet pose."
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And with this one, the photographer told her to get a prop. She gets a butcher knife. Talk about sexy. And don't forget the turkey wing-leg in the sink.
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This is something your 3-year-old would do. Only they'd be funnin'. She, on the other hand, is about to break her pelvis.
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Aaah, the half-way monkey climb. I like.
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