She's gonna make a swell Mom

... if only she were preggers!!! (it's a joke)

Chicks Be Wildin'

Balloon Boy vs. Destiny's Child: Who Wins?

There's another version of this that actually shows Falcon Heene vomiting on Beyonce.

Earthlings Are Such Funny Creatures

Craigslist: No Liars! (Po Thang)

Now, that's one Big School Principal

Dance Floor Epic Fail

Photoshop: A Bigger, Better Beyonce

The Dumbest Model Poses. Ever

we've all seen hot models in great poses before. But every now and then we come upon those that hot bods that are in such awkward stances that it becomes inexcusable, no matter how hot they are.
Now is one of those times.






Nothing like the 'broken and snapped legs effect' for pure sexiness. Jepeddo would be proud.



You can just hear the photographer saying, "Just, well, do what you want. I'm gonna scoot to Mickey D's and get a Chicken Crispy. When I come back have a nice, creative pose for me to shoot." Uh, yeah.


Ah, nothing like the turantula. Because some people like to have their head -- and feet -- on the ground at the same time.


You can always tell someone who used to breakdance as a tween. Only thing is, when they're 25, the parts don't move the same. Could get stuck.


And of course, the ole half-way-outta-my-seat, robotic-turn-of-head thing. Sweet.


This has got to be another one where the photographer must have stepped out of the room, took a dump or something. And when he comes back, "Whoa, I like it. The ole stuck-in-the-closet pose."

And with this one, the photographer told her to get a prop. She gets a butcher knife. Talk about sexy. And don't forget the turkey wing-leg in the sink.


This is something your 3-year-old would do. Only they'd be funnin'. She, on the other hand, is about to break her pelvis.

Aaah, the half-way monkey climb. I like.

honey feet

Words Just Can't Describe ...

I Went to the Zoo, And I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt

Couldn't She Have Just Gone Topless?

Jedi Knights Protest PETA hypocrisy

Because of this, Jedi's around the world ...
Okay, this is actually a belated April Fools post, forgot to post it. this is actually an artwork by artist Steve Bishop.