Thought for the day...

A small poetical offering to start the day properly...

Orlando was awarded a dingho
As a prize after playing some bingo
The bytch bit his bum, which wasn't that fun,
And it spoke a peculiar lingo

Perhaps our Mantis could sing it to the little one (in her belly)

Things sure move quickly when you are young and in 'Love'

I have to hand to the Panty Mantis, she sure is moving swiftly down the path to nuptial bliss. Her Mum and her had their privacy invaded yesterday whilst looking at churches, worse still, the paps managed to get a shot of her engagement ring.

Poor girl, she obviously decided to get in their quickly, while everyone was thinking "there would be no way she'd be looking at churches on day three" and hoping to be discrete and her plans were foiled..

One thing is confusing me though, I'm sure I've heard her and Orlando talking about the strong buddhist faith - now I don't know much about buddhism but I wouldn't of thought a normal buddhist ceremony would be held in a christian church? I obviously have that wrong...

Still no sign of Orlando, maybe he's fainted with shock after having to buy the most expensive ring from Argos catalogue...

On a different tack, I've finally managed to come up with a limerick to mark this auspicious occasion:

There once was a lady whose womb
Gave birth to young chap called Bloom
But alack and alas
He engaged the wrong lass
And in so doing sealed his Doom

:D

Now I wouldn't usually but...

You know me, unlikely to devote a post to the Panty Mantis, and i won't entirely (i'm sure you'll be relieved to hear!) but when one of my favourite scurrilous gossip blogs also decides to demonstrate their fat'n'jellus credentials I just couldn't resist...

check it out - you gotta love Holy Moly

They evilly point out that she has clothes on, that her most recent photo shoot was decidedly slutty and sans a lot of artful lighting and airbrushing... how fat'n'jellus are they??? I know! Shocking!

Moving on (you see, I told you I would) no sign of Orlando...... He must be watching the world cup like every other male brit across the globe... wonder if he's actually there?

so in honor of the world cup.... another limerick

There was a young man from LA
Who liked watching England Play
His pet Mantis interrupted
And his temper errupted
and he told to get the f**k away!

Doesn't quite scan but you catch the drift....

C'Mon England!

Back in the UK?

For someone interested in all things Green, Orlando doesn't half jet around a lot! apparently Twitter has him back home in the UK after his lightening visit to the US. It must cost him a packet paying off his Carbon debt!

Still, its nice to have him back home. Lots of sites / articles have picked up on his dyslexia talk positively (though the one that seems to attribute his career success to date to the Panty Mantis needs help.... They seem to have conveniently forgotten that OB's career was going a lot better BEFORE he met her ....).

As he's back in the uk Its going to go very quiet again I imagine....

In the meantime, to keep us entertained, a small ditty..

There once was a Mantis from Australia
Whose Ass, some said, smelt like a Dahlia
she charged a fiver a smell, which went fairly well
But the Tenner a lick was a failure!

(not perfect, but I'm sure there will be more :D)

The Young Man from Kent

There was a young man from Kent
Whose Tool was unfortunately Bent
The result of this trouble
Was he put it in double
And instead of coming, he went!

(Sorry - it is friday...... !)