Happy Fridays!

Finally THE photo we've been waiting for..... A picture of Orlando literally glowing with love and excitement. Look at light shining is his eyes as he spends time with his true love - he looks alive, doesn't he?

Would you like a picture of him with his true love too?

Ok then:



Perhaps I should of said true loves (plural).... anyway its lovely to see our bridegroom happily surveying those that are important to him!!

So much better than the funeral face we are used to seeing on him at times, I can even cope with dishevelment!

Someone on another site also found a mention the Good Doctor here, if only it would actually be released somewhere, somehow!

Blushing Bride Groom: Located!

FInally! Our groom has come on the radar.... in London!

Apparently there were numerous twitters overnight about OB enjoying himself at Kings of Leon concert. What a shame he didn't bring his fianceee along too in her bride pants - I hear shes rather fond of some of the KoL band members, there would have been an opportunity to palm her off on one of them....

Moving back to the story of the hour: The forthcoming Mantis nuptials - the internet is rife with rumours that our panty mantis is about to drop mini mantis'. It could explain the speed of it all - she is acting as if the hounds of hell are nipping at her heels...

The cynical side of me is still appreciating the PR angle on the latest news... I guess time will tell..

One thing for sure - if she does have one in the oven, thats going to make a cracking chapter in "treashur urself"!

I wonder if a combined Hen party / baby shower with Kora products would work????

Oh, and the picture is just because .... :D

Back in the UK?

For someone interested in all things Green, Orlando doesn't half jet around a lot! apparently Twitter has him back home in the UK after his lightening visit to the US. It must cost him a packet paying off his Carbon debt!

Still, its nice to have him back home. Lots of sites / articles have picked up on his dyslexia talk positively (though the one that seems to attribute his career success to date to the Panty Mantis needs help.... They seem to have conveniently forgotten that OB's career was going a lot better BEFORE he met her ....).

As he's back in the uk Its going to go very quiet again I imagine....

In the meantime, to keep us entertained, a small ditty..

There once was a Mantis from Australia
Whose Ass, some said, smelt like a Dahlia
she charged a fiver a smell, which went fairly well
But the Tenner a lick was a failure!

(not perfect, but I'm sure there will be more :D)