Is that a bit hot?

Orlando is back in LA and was pictured yesterday having lunch with some of his mates, it looks as if whatever it was that he was chowing down on it had chili sauce on it from the above! -

Anyway - sounds like OB is following the good old english preparation to watch a football match:
i.e: Get your mates together and eat the kind of food that is going to make you blow when combined with Beer, so you can all cheerfully sit there breaking wind together in support of England!

The only thing confusing me is he's sitting there with a pelegrino water... considering both the USA and England were playing yesterday - any proper bloke worth his salt would of had made himself comfy with a couple of beers to warm things up, but I guess OB is in LA, and thats not what you do in LA !

The Panty Mantis happily isn't in LA (So OB got that bit right - send your guurlfriend as far away as possible before the world cup to minimise interruptions!). But her long awaited arrival in Australian vogue is here - I'll leave Joders to cover that one - but suffice to say its not the cover and ten page spread we were all eagerly anticipating.....

Now I wouldn't usually but...

You know me, unlikely to devote a post to the Panty Mantis, and i won't entirely (i'm sure you'll be relieved to hear!) but when one of my favourite scurrilous gossip blogs also decides to demonstrate their fat'n'jellus credentials I just couldn't resist...

check it out - you gotta love Holy Moly

They evilly point out that she has clothes on, that her most recent photo shoot was decidedly slutty and sans a lot of artful lighting and airbrushing... how fat'n'jellus are they??? I know! Shocking!

Moving on (you see, I told you I would) no sign of Orlando...... He must be watching the world cup like every other male brit across the globe... wonder if he's actually there?

so in honor of the world cup.... another limerick

There was a young man from LA
Who liked watching England Play
His pet Mantis interrupted
And his temper errupted
and he told to get the f**k away!

Doesn't quite scan but you catch the drift....

C'Mon England!

A romantic date?

According to that pinion of truth show biz spy, Orlando is taking Miranda to the world cup this summer - how romantic i hear you all cry.... lets take a closer look shall we at this particular "source"

ORLANDO Bloom is taking girlfriend Miranda Kerr on holiday — to watch football!

(You see, obviously show biz spy is a little bemused too, I may be typecasting but I don't think there are many ladies that would think that was a romantic date..)

The Pirates of The Caribbean hunk is said to be including the supermodel on a summer break in South Africa to cheer on England in the World cup — much to the surprise of his pals.

- I'm not surprised his pals are suprised, gobsmacked is probably closer to the mark given what he's said about her the rest of the time

“This is something Orlando has been planning for a long time,” says a source close to the actor.

But by the sounds of it, not with her in the plan until now.... i'm SURE this is in no way related to the bad PR surrounding their relationship recently.... no really...

“Orlando is a big football fan and this was supposed to be a big lads holiday to watch the World Cup.

Good work Orlando, I totally agree! A Panty Mantis sounds like a perfect companion to a lads weekend to me, along with the stripper and other busty blondes in night clubs..... plus I'm SURE she'll feel RIGHT at home...

“Now Orlando is bringing Miranda along. But seeing as she’s an underwear model, there probably won’t be too many complaints!”

Is he planning on passing her round his mates??? Admittedly i've heard rumours before now, but i've never credited them as being true..


Excellent, another success story in Panty Mantis land then and obviously this Vacay is super sekrit given its in the media already.... whats next i wonder, the desparation levels seem to be rising in PR land...