Is he trying to tell her something?

I'd forgotten how good Orlando is at hand signals when he wants to be.....

Riddle me this?

Can someone answer this riddle for me please....... I'm all confused by the latest "arriving in NY" photos...

You remember the post from yesterday right? You know, the one with them arriving at LAX , our panty mantis signing photographs for the some poor bemused person waiting to get a plane - poor sod I bet he thought he was being robbed when she grabbed his ticket out of his hands. Anyway, the point is that she was being photographed, he was being photographed, everyone was happy and all was as it should be for a Hollywood heartthrob and his panty mantis.

Our happy couple (i'm presuming) then got on a flight over to new york (though sadly no reports of any fight flights this time, and certainly no screaming from either of them) obviously the panty mantis has chastised OB's balls enough to make them behave for more extended periods). They disembark and go through security etc etc but this is the bit I'm confused with..

They leave through separate exits???

Why? why would they do that - its a bit late to look pap shy guys, you are best friends with the paps and certain celeb bloggers plus you've had more pap set ups to prove the love than I've had hot dinners..

Trust me, its a bit late for the subtle approach - you are much better off keeping with the "Hitting everyone on the head with a sledgehammer" tactic!

Oh and Orlando, people are starting to get your name wrong when they are posting these set up pics.. perhaps it might be better if you did some on your own??? just a thought......

7th Wonderland v Coachella

As the USA heats up for summer Seventh Wonderland hit the music festival scene. What better than a Coachella inspired shoot to mark the appearance of their collection in one of The States big online stores INVEN.TORY. For a peek behind the curtains of the hot as day festival shoot, pop your peepers here.

Happy days

Your Bets ladies and gentlemen, please..

Ooh goodeee!!!! that favoured reporter of all things panty mantis has posted photos of Orlando and PM heading out on a flight from LA..

I was really excited when i saw these photos, no really I was..... It dawned on me that it was an excellent opportunity was presenting itself to open a book on whether they were going to continue the airbourne fight they started on the way back from New York. Now admittedly, that would make for a mammoth row all in all (a bit like that storm in "The Day after Tomorrow") but its a plane and I'm sure that the Panty Mantis has the capacity to be annoying on any flight.

So I'm offering 2:1 odds for another bust up on the plane and 4:1 Odds on whether Orlando will do the screeching this time??

Any Takers?

There is more wrong with this latest set of "caught out" photos of course, but I think we must revisit OB's outfit - Orlando puurlease ditch that green thing..... everytime I see you in that and those trousers, I keep thinking the clothes are walking you not the other way around!

Oh! what a surprise...

After a week notable for two things in virtual space for the lovely Orlando and our favourite panty mantis (the bust on the flight and the VS no-show) how surprising that they felt the need to get "caught" out together by the paparazzi living the life and proving the love!

i know - aren't you shocked! I know I am ...... and I can't help wondering how long that post flight fight went on for, to be honest they still look like they are in the throws of it here ..... still at least they've mastered the hand holding this time round !

Where is Orli (and other things....)

Either Orlando has developed the ability to transmit himself down phone lines or there is some confusion over where he is recently. Tweets have had him in DC, LA and Covent Garden (no suprises for guessing where i'd like him to be :D)

But to me what is more interesting is where he definitely wasn't on the 26th of March. He wasn't in LA....... with our favourite panty mantis at her panty mantis party... after all those pesky shouting rumours (and joders you completely have me with your account of THAT night, seriously if anyone wants to know what really happened then just click here ) you would of thought this was the perfect opportunity for some more rainbows and flowers.

Good on him, banging a VS Mantis is one thing, turning up to a VS party is quite another (unless you are looking for a mantis upgrade i suppose) this leads inevitably to the question; after weeks of speculation, has he actually freed his balls from captivity (and i don't mean those tight trousers he was in in NYC)? I guess we will have to wait and see...

While I leave you weighing up that weighty question... lets consider our Panty mantis for a moment....
Poor old Panty Mantis, not only is she the suspected subject of Blind items that say her relationship is a contract (no, really?? oh the shock of it all!) but she seems to have lost her mirror and all respect for herself.... I mean .... what is THIS>>>>

has she got too near the Tango man again (explaining the strange shade of orange), is her hair making a bid for freedom?; has she decided Bai Ling is the last word in fashion?

One things for sure, her long anticipated book "Treasure yourself" is going to be special....very special! Imagine what reading the nutritional advice of a girl who thinks having a sandwich is an event is going to do for the nation....

Maybe its all the post flight trauma......

modern girls always get their way

Hello All.

So many apologies for lack of posting and for all the unreturned comments and emails. Things have been the busiest they've ever been for me lately & with all the great things that are happening, sometimes I feel like the luckiest girl in the world. I promise to get back to everyone soon. I've been using disposable cameras instead of my dslr as of late and I'm not sure I ever want to go back. These are some random shots from recent evenings & afternoons. My head piece is from here and it's my new favourite thing. Oh, and I got new sunglasses... Alexander Wang x Linda Farrow, I still get excited every time I put them on.

xo E

The Cross and some skinny Birds...

Apparently "The Cross" is not as dead in the water as we all thought. According to this blog the unbelievable hot Olga has been talking more about her role.... It sounds as if the focus on in this movie is on the female role which is rather apt - the focus of OB's career recently has been on his female supposed other half so I imagine he has a lot of true life experience to call on.....

ah who cares - if its potentially more screen time with Orli and Olga - it gets my vote (though i too like how they are calling OB the "come-back-kid" - I'm presuming they know something I don't.... its been years since something of his has hit the Cinema's over her :()

Changing topic (and I know I said I wouldn't do this but I evidently have no self control).... I have to congratulate our Panty Mantis!

Look! she's actually managed to pose in a photo with models that are thinner than she is, how scary is that, seeing as the camera adds 4 pounds and PM usually looks like she's one grape away from collapse. arghhh someone buy these birds a burger or two....Bar Raf, among others, proves you can model underwear without looking like you are about to drop dead....

Cash money

As we hold on to the last of daylight savings and balmy evenings, there is one up side to the demise of summer - end of summer sales! The Grand Social yet another fantastic online store, is no exception. Visit them for a steal on Anna & Boy, Kini Bikinis, Nookie and Seventh Wonderland. Don't worry about the justification, a girl can never have to many keenies. Trust me, I know that for a fact!

Free of charge

Jemma Jube

Jemma Jube seems to be a little mystery right now, but I hear whispers there is a limited edition collection for Topshop on the horizon. Keeping my peepers on this one!

Bored, bored, BORED....

Wow, its a slow day - really close to easter and the time is a-dragging...so I'd thought Id fill in the time with an update to TSO....

Amusingly the news reports that are circulating about the happy couple all relate to Orlando's flight of pain with his panty mantis - I'm betting that the screeching she did at him on that flight when he asked her to move is nothing like as bad as the screeching that he's in receipt of now! She probably has abandoned her blackberry in favour of cross state yelling, its that loud....

Anyways.. On a slow day I always think it nice to share a couple of things....
Orlando looking hot (always nice to look at if you're bored i find and more of a rarity these days)


And a reminder of what a real model actually looks like when posing in panties (though i admit the pussy is slightly tacky ;P)

Breaking news.... breaking news....

There are unsubstantiated reports that Pirates of the Caribbean actor Orlando Bloom (pictured above) may be back in possession of his Balls. After months of speculation that the Hollywood hearthrob had actually legally signed his testicles over to the Panty Mantis, our sources now say that in the last 90 mins a covert operation has been in process to reclaim them. Representatives for the Panty Mantis or Orlando were unavailable for comment.

The world is full of coincidences...

Don't you agree?

I can give you a couple of recent examples if you like?? Well, of course there is that coincidence of those patient loyal fans at LAX just happening to have photos of Orlando with them as they went through the air port - now come on.... don't be cyncical... I never leave the house without my A3 portrait.... seriously!

And then of course there is the coincidence of photos of Orlando belatedly appearing in a new outfit on the PM's street in New York, with her friend and her little rat dog after an enthusiastic week of ribbing about how OB was seemingly welded into the same outfit and look less than smitten with his pet - I'm sure its all purely by chance that these were released when they were..... after all, Orlando would never do pap set ups would he.....

you see, the world IS full of coincidences....

Actually that brings me nicely onto my next celeb based beef.... apparently OB is off to play some celebrity golf in Jamaica (one could be unkind and say he obviously needs to refill the coffers after a few months of actually acting) - to be honest this isn't one to lay at Orlando's door - he's just being a celeb. What does P**s me off is the people who organise these parties. If you know and like the celeb in question and ask them to your party - thats one thing, but to invite them because they are famous - what a crock s**t.... there! I feel much better now :D

It will be interesting to see if OB is more keen on turning up to something that has an attendance fee that he did for the GG pre oscar party... and even more interesting to see if the organisers are keen to pay for the panty mantis to turn up too..

Lace & paper flowers

Some cute keenies from Tuula's newest collection. Fancy a bid?

Give this a click !

Hallelujah, A different outfit!

What a relief, Orlando has managed to liberate his bollocks from the clutches of those jersey gym trousers and into a pair of jeans AND he's obviously shelved that green top for another year too.

He's looking fairly good here though still a bit post time with the mantis if you ask me (he always looks a bit like he's come back from a war zone whenever he's been photographed on his own after a round of snaps with her)

According to that gospel of truth Twitter, he's been hanging out again at the Marmont eyeing up the clientele - Good on him. You see, he does listen to advice.....he's been able to prove that shopping does not necessarily emasculate a man if he can provide the petrol and eye up birds..... Its a shame he hasn't worked out that publicly handing his wedding tackle to the mantis ever 4-6 weeks tends to undo all his good work!

Not again Orlando.

According to Jared Orli is back in LA. Now I may have this wrong (being in the UK and last having been to New York when i was 13) but if memory serves they have shops in New York? That being the case WHY OH WHY is Orlando wearing the same bloody outfit AGAIN....

His hair looks better (so I'm assuming he's not Hydrophobic as it looks like its been washed) but who in their right mind puts the same clothes back on they have been wearing for over a week...

I'm sorry, I love the man 'n all but this is just not cool..... its not even a great outfit, St Patrick's day has been and gone (in case thats why he switches to green at this time of year and only has one green top)

Orli, just in case you've been told otherwise.... shopping is not an exclusively female domain... plenty of guys do it and still manage to look macho (and they aren't petrol heads and banging a panty mantis so you probably have the edge...)

Final point: Its very sweet that he apparently stopped and signed autographs for everyone that was waiting BUT isn't it lucky that there were people brandishing Orlando pictures for his autograph signing, imagine the embarassment if they'd had ones of RPatz for example and OB showed up..... just sayin....

Kaleidoscope eyes

Feeling the love.....

Here we go again with yet another round of pictures of OB with PM - but even i have to admit that i can feel the love.... unfortunately for PM it (as usual) isn't with her....

Exhibit one (and i'm sorry for the close up of PM at the front!)

Orlando seems to be very pleased to hug his male friend! (though the other female looks less pleased to hug the PM)


Exhibit two


Orlando and the Praying Mantis..... well, they always say pictures say a thousand words....

News of The Hobbit!

How exciting, it looks as if The Hobbit is off the ground, apparently according to here Sir Ian has updated his site to say filming will be starting shortly - I cant WAIT. Orlando or no Orlando I'm just so excited about seeing the Hobbit made into a film (of course it would be great if he could reprise the elf)

I think that bit of news has made my day :D (of course it would be made even more that we were going to see more of OB looking he does in this picture!)

you're cool as hell, i'm your biggest fan

Hi Friends,

These pictures were taken after my good friend Lynsie and I went to the MTV headquarters to see a special interview taping with Kelly Cutrone. Along with a few other Toronto bloggers, we were invited to watch the taping and then for a press meeting afterwards about the new MTV magazine, Fora. Kelly was SO great to listen to. Surprisingly, unlike most reality stars, she was actually real, and took time to talk to girls during commercial breaks.

Unfortunately, immediately after I left the taping, I came down with some sort of radioactive superbug resulting in me doing nothing but lie in bed totally immobile for the past two days, and causing me to miss my favourite holiday (slash excuse to drink during the day). Anyhow, I hope you all had a fantastic St. Patty's and had a green beer (or three) for me.

I put this jacket together by buttoning a vintage fur stole to a five dollar army surplus jacket after seeing Kate Lanphear wearing THIS PIECE OF PERFECTION. I always imagined wearing this outfit with a pair of Alexander Wang "Freja" heels from S/S 2010, but, I suppose a girl's budget only goes so far. Other than that I'm wearing vintage rings, a Marc Jacobs purse, H&M top, Opening Ceremony Sweater and Zara wedges.
Off to bed, goodnight all xx E