There are unsubstantiated reports that Pirates of the Caribbean actor Orlando Bloom (pictured above) may be back in possession of his Balls. After months of speculation that the Hollywood hearthrob had actually legally signed his testicles over to the Panty Mantis, our sources now say that in the last 90 mins a covert operation has been in process to reclaim them. Representatives for the Panty Mantis or Orlando were unavailable for comment.
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