I would like to formally announce the first in a range of flagship products by the Ensurient Corpulence Corporation.
Our "All Original Lard Gel" is a patented formula that works with the fat you already have to produce mountains of blubber in just 2 weeks. Using key ingredients passed down through the generations it combines varies forms of trans fats and glycerol into a pleasantly scented gel which can be applied topically or used as a condiment to your favourite burger.
Just read our testimonials here - go on make each day that bit fatter....
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