Or perhaps (as its definitely post 2007) not so much!
If the above does float your boat - print it out, put it on your fridge door and keep it in mind as you struggle to eat that final lardburger at the end of a long days eating..
If the above makes you feel sad and weepy, keep on eating anyway. You can use it as a trigger to comfort eat, safe in the knowledge that when you do reach your desired weight, you will be able to squash the panty mantis flat just with sheer tonnage and then you can start the long process of prettying Orlando again...
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