Considering our Panty Mantis was only in the UK for a few days she doesn't half carry round a lot of luggage with her. Believe me, In no way do I travel light, but that amount of luggage is ridiculous, particularly given most of her clothes are the size of a postage stamp.
Maybe she carries around a few spare paparazzi where ever she goes in there, just in case?
Perhaps its her publicist Carli and her brother, ready to leap to her defence when ever a jelluz cow threatens?
Perhaps its her Orlando controlling kit, the further down the road they go - the more equipment she needs to keep him on reservation?
Who knows, but its reassuring to see that their flight out of the UK was as hounded by those pesky paparazzi as her arrival into the country - and its very nice of Orlando to stay on the line to them during the photo shoot - to make sure that they get the angle..... Its a pity he's wasting his time though, I've yet to see a good angle on the panty mantis that hasn't been photoshopped to within an inch of its life....
I know, I know..... fat /jelluz/want Orlando all for myself......
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