Monday, May 11, 2009
Friday, May 8, 2009
The Dumbest Model Poses. Ever
we've all seen hot models in great poses before. But every now and then we come upon those that hot bods that are in such awkward stances that it becomes inexcusable, no matter how hot they are.
Now is one of those times.
Nothing like the 'broken and snapped legs effect' for pure sexiness. Jepeddo would be proud.
You can just hear the photographer saying, "Just, well, do what you want. I'm gonna scoot to Mickey D's and get a Chicken Crispy. When I come back have a nice, creative pose for me to shoot." Uh, yeah.
Ah, nothing like the turantula. Because some people like to have their head -- and feet -- on the ground at the same time.
You can always tell someone who used to breakdance as a tween. Only thing is, when they're 25, the parts don't move the same. Could get stuck.
And of course, the ole half-way-outta-my-seat, robotic-turn-of-head thing. Sweet.
This has got to be another one where the photographer must have stepped out of the room, took a dump or something. And when he comes back, "Whoa, I like it. The ole stuck-in-the-closet pose."
And with this one, the photographer told her to get a prop. She gets a butcher knife. Talk about sexy. And don't forget the turkey wing-leg in the sink.
This is something your 3-year-old would do. Only they'd be funnin'. She, on the other hand, is about to break her pelvis.
Aaah, the half-way monkey climb. I like.
Now is one of those times.
Nothing like the 'broken and snapped legs effect' for pure sexiness. Jepeddo would be proud.
You can just hear the photographer saying, "Just, well, do what you want. I'm gonna scoot to Mickey D's and get a Chicken Crispy. When I come back have a nice, creative pose for me to shoot." Uh, yeah.
Ah, nothing like the turantula. Because some people like to have their head -- and feet -- on the ground at the same time.
You can always tell someone who used to breakdance as a tween. Only thing is, when they're 25, the parts don't move the same. Could get stuck.
And of course, the ole half-way-outta-my-seat, robotic-turn-of-head thing. Sweet.
This has got to be another one where the photographer must have stepped out of the room, took a dump or something. And when he comes back, "Whoa, I like it. The ole stuck-in-the-closet pose."
And with this one, the photographer told her to get a prop. She gets a butcher knife. Talk about sexy. And don't forget the turkey wing-leg in the sink.
This is something your 3-year-old would do. Only they'd be funnin'. She, on the other hand, is about to break her pelvis.
Aaah, the half-way monkey climb. I like.
Thursday, May 7, 2009
not all who wander are lost
Hi Lovelies, 
Today I wandered around Yorkville, my favourite area of Toronto. Ate at my favourite lunch spot, Sassafraz and had some delicious scallops and an arugula salad with hazelnut dressing - delicious.
Wearing, Ferragamo flats, AA white tee, Vintage blazer, Ray Bans and my new necklace and ring that I picked up at the market last week.
Thank you so much to everyone who wished me luck on my first day! It was very nerve wracking, but exciting! My new closet is also in and installed and looks great. I'm going to take a picture to post on here later.
Also, you can now access my site just by typing www.chicheroin.com! I registered the domain name so now it is alllll mine!
Love.
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