The Mirror Image

Do you know, Orlando could have 'possibly' could of got away with the Paris shots of this morning as not being set ups.

It could have been possible that he had to rush home with his pet mantis to some private crisis and hence he didn't turn up to the TV show (i know, I know, extremely unlikely considering the shots and the concept of either of them feeling the need to do anything privately, plus of course the JJ factor) but to have a mirror image in London with Big there...... I think that pretty much kills that get out clause stone dead....

That ball clamp must be bigger than I'd originally thought.....

Wetten..... What?

There are somethings in life that you are gonna live to regret and I have a subtle suspicion that this could turn out to be one of Orlando's.

The Story:
OB was due to appear on a German TV show last night which has been described by some as "one of the largest in TV entertainment shows in europe" with the lovely Milla to discuss the 3 Muskateers, sadly he was a no show. It seems right up until the show was underway people thought he was going to be coming onto the screen. The first Official reason that was given was that he was shooting a few more scenes for the 3M and therefore couldnt make it. If that had been true that would of have disappointing to his supporters who paid a rumoured 1000euros on Ebay for tickets to the show but I'm sure most people would have accepted that he is an Actor and that has to come first..

Then JJ decided to post an entry showing our happy couple leaving on the Eurostar for London with luggage etc, and poor Milla was left having to say that it wasnt because of shooting a few scenes after all, it was because he wanted to spend more time with his Mantis....

So what gives?
Is this another example of our happy couple promoting the cause of tru romance/Balls in a clamp? Its a bit odd, he's been with her for the last few weeks in fact this is probably the longest time they've EVER spent together in one hit. Perhaps OB is worried that if he leaves her even for a day, the horrific reality of the situation will come rushing in and cause some kind of collapse*.

What was interesting to me (being a fat and jellus) was whether the Pap shots at the Gard du Nord had a different feel to them. To me there was one of two options: Either we'd see a hiding Orlando (as in the good old days) trying to slip back to London to avoid this huge public showing of a lack of professionality or we'd see our usual man posing away with a few PDA's thrown in for good measure and could therefore surmise that he's thrown his toys out of the pram.

In fact I'm not even sure why I bothered to check given that this was "released" on JJ - though in the above photo he's looking a little bit as if he's having second thoughts about the cunningness of this particular plan....

*Cavey, I'm joking on that one, please don't feel the need to get all excited, I understand there is a troll amnesty over at Delphi you may wish to take advantage of

A touch of PR

Orlando and and cloven hoofed panty mantis are shlepping around paris eating food, buying stuff, being 'caught' by the paparazzi and generally name dropping shops the like (I hope they have claimed the appropriate "gifts" afterwards)

And our poor hounded couple are being followed at every turn by those pesky paparazzi too - in short its the same old stuff when they are doing a bit of profile raising. There are the usual touches in an effort to make them looked chased round the city -such as different shots of them leaving the hotel in different outfits that all appear on the same day, you know, that kind of thing. In a previous life I would have said that this was a build up to another trip back to Oz solo for the mantis but seeing as how she's too big to fly, that can't be it!

Look closer at the above photo though, this is not only an opportunity for you to buy into the fabulous lives of brand bloom-panty mantis, what is the mantis clutching in her pincer? Tube of whora product - subtlety at its best! (and thanks to ILC for pointing that one out!)

News has also broken to about the new campaign our pregnant mantis is heading up! (I know i could hardly contain my excitement either....)

When i think of what constitute essential Panty Mantis, to me this means Victoria Sekrits, Stunningness, Modelling with her ass or her 3Dboobies sticking out, hanging on to her handbag for deal life (of both varieties) and a strong affinity with Social Media! Scurrilous and evil gossip even had her posting away on her Facebook whilst she was on her hunneymoone with Orlando!

Considering particularly that last point then, I was slightly surprised to hear that she is heading up a don't use social media for a day campaign - maybe its a way of her treating her addiction, who knows or maybe its the best of a lot of bad options PR wise!