Just in case you were wondering.....

...whether OB likes French paparazzi as much as he likes ones in New York.... you can relax safe in the knowledge that it seems he does. Check out this You tube video from when he was in Paris last year..



As you can see in the above clip if you are a French pap, he will come out of restaurants twice for you (if the first shot is not to your liking) and even better than that, he'll actually stop his motor for a quick photo opportunity if he arranges it with you first. I'm sorry about the Panty Mantis at the beginning but doesn't it sound like the french for Miranda is Moronduh!

I wonder whether they would fancy a break down set up like we got yesterday, thats probably one of his more clever efforts, as others have said, people reading "Orlando Bloom has a breakdown" are likely to think that his current lifestyle and lack of bollocks has finally got the better of him....

Oh Orlando... when did we get here? Maybe this is your way of handling the paparazzo, who knows? But i think i like Johnny Depp's approach a whole lot more - I've haven't yet thought he's a sell out....

I think I'd like to take the return journey back to when you sweet, innocent and surprised by the attention; back when the Panty Mantis was a Gunnedah Ovum (she probably weighed more then too)....

Anyway - to more important things, HAPPY EASTER! eat lots of chocs (and thanks to R for the link to the vid above)

When things go wrong.....

Poor Orlando, it must be a real pain in the a**s when even the most carefully laid plans go awry.....

We've all felt that some lovely paparazzi photos of OB and his PM were rather overdue (we've had the cinema tweets complete with the panty mantis treating herself to a piece of popcorn and a number of restaurant sitings and experience suggests photos would be forthcoming!). Obviously our happy couple thought so too and decided to set up a new lot of photos with the bike ( I know, how surprising!). However Orli's beloved bike finally decided to protest at the thought of any more set ups with the mantis on its back...

Here's Orli trying to talk sense into his bike:


Wow! the PM looks cheesed that her latest shots have gone so wrong. But panic not mantis, you and Orli are very good friends with the local Paps, they sit outside your flat, they turn up when requested, they apparently help you fix your bike and look... here they are even willing to retake the shots now the bike is working again. You both are lucky to have such mates!



You see, all that malcontent was misplaced, the aim of the excercise was to get photos out there and we have photos out there of you, living the life and proving the love so the whole thing wasn't a total waste of time!

I must just say that the hysterical relief showing on the face of OB in yesterdays post can't of been related to his wedding tackle after all.... all of it is evidently still in the possession of the mantis!

Caption Time: Friday edition

Orlando felt almost hysterical with relief when he realised his wedding tackle was still in place after a recent trip to New York.....