Its catching!

Its not just Orlando, Here's Lenny look like hes an extra on Phonejacker...



I don't know about you fellow fatties but I KNOW there is something wrong when the the Hoff is purported to have one too..

WTF?

You've probably noticed that nowadays I keep my commentary on Orlando to a minimum on here. I figure he has more than enough to deal with having daily run-ins with the Panty Mantis without me adding to it.

However.... THIS I couldn't leave alone



Yes, your eyes arent decieving you, that is a nice discrete cutting edge mobile phone, designed for portability and convenience...... with a full on retro red handset attached !

Congratulations to the originator of that bright idea - so far its been about three days and Im still laughing my head off!

Things that are Very Very wrong!

I know this is totally off topic, and its probably because its friday but what the f**kety f**k is this? Since WHEN has it been ok to turn up to a washing machine function in your oversized baby grow and knee high boots..

Sorry! its just that its been outraging me for the last 3 hours and I've ended up having to share in the vain hope that a problem shared is a problem halved...

The bold and the beautiful...

Well, I've been showing you the beautiful in recent posts pictorially speaking.

I think we can all agree that this photo represents the bold .....



to be more specific, THAT jacket is certainly bold, it looks like part of my lovely Luella quilted handbag combined with something that will make its own escape in due course, taking its furry tail with it...

I know Orlando's on his "down" time... and good on the man for enjoying a scruffy approach, but let me be clear..... I don't care how expensive it is, there is NO excuse for that jacket OB, dispense with it..... NOW! it looks as if it would belong at a 70's and 80's night.

Not a top-of-the-range 70's and 80's night you understand, the kind of night that thinks that it can relive past decades by playing "wake me up before you go go" and "its raining men" before disappearing back into more modern crap. The kind of night that doesn't appreciate the finesse of classic tracks such as "Rasputin" by Boney M - believe me, I've been at both types of nights, THAT jacket belongs in the former, cheesy, "do I make you horny" kinda night, NOT classic retro..

blimey, that jacket has brought me out in hives..... where was I - oh yes... bold and the beautiful... actually probably best stop - you don't want another rant do you?

Enough with that outfit already Orlando!

after seeing OB in the same outfit for about a week now, I'm starting to wonder if he's actually welded into it.....

maybe its some kind of cunning restraint the Praying Mantis has employed to keep him from running?

maybe those sweatpants are disguising some kind of bollock clamp to make him behave?

perhaps if he thinks he wears green for long enough, some irish pixies will come and spirit him away?

whatever the reason, one things for sure - its fully washable, from the looks of this photo it seems as if he's taken to showering in it in sheer desperation...

Moving swiftly on, Variety has reported that OB is to start shooting a movie in Dublin in June starring Glenn Close - I'm well excited for this one (assuming it makes it into cinemas) - Glenn Close rocks in a big way and of course it will nice to have OB a little closer to the uk !

A little more info can be found here

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