Laughing Together: More from Mantis Inc.

Sitting around on a saturday morning waiting for Waitrose to open does strange things to a person - take it from me!

I headed back over to Mantis Inc. in pursuit of a few laughs to while a way the time till the hallowed Waitrose portals opened and I could get some coffee (in fairness this could all be down to the lack of coffee in fact, but anyway..)

Looking for "fun" I clicked on her "Just for Fun" section of the blog (studiously trying to avoid the vomit inducting opening entry about how we are all going to "Laugh Together" each week - its a nice sentiment of course but I wonder if she's realised yet that I'm not sure we are "Laughing Together" I am certainly laughing but i doubt she's laughing at the same things....)
Anyway, I skilfully avoided the first entry and headed over to a post about Psychic Frankie - animals are always cute right? Two things were entertaining (in a fat n jellus way obviously) about this entry..

1) Our Mantis seems to agree with me that a video of her doing anything constitutes something that we can all laugh at - she posted a video of her doing a fashion shoot with a photographer if the title is to be believed.

2) Our Mantis sadly doesn't seem to have got the relevant permissions to show said clip, its been taken down because of a "terms of use Violation"... oops! Apparently she doesn't seem to understand video copyright any better than she understands proper referencing!

Obviously I am gutted not to have been able to Laugh Together with our Mantis, it seems I'll just have to fall back on her recent stomp down the Balenciaga catwalk for amusement - I wonder if she will find that as funny as I do!

(PS Cavey: Yes, I know)

More from the Mantis Inc.

Its Friday and I thought I'd spend of time selecting an update from the Mantis blog to educate us fatties in how to be more like her (i'm sure we could all do with a helping hand from the guru of beauty!)

But i came across a distinct difficulty, there were so many different examples of moronic edifying advice that i found it difficult to limit myself to just one... in short, I think a few extracts are in order.....

First off (and credit again goes to D for this find) we have Frankie the psychic healing dog...... poor thing, if that gets out there he's going to need his own management company, I wonder if either Carliii or Aileen cover dogs?

Then of course there was the normal article on the benefits of Noni juice - all stuff we've heard before i hear you cry!

But did you know that the Mantis "favourite" supplier of this key distinguishing product between us jellus cowz and her was original called Morunduh Morinda Inc.? No? Don't worry, I didnt either! but I cant help feeling they should have stuck with their old name, it seems rather apt somehow.

Then of course there is the Mantis's thoughts on cellulite. Suprisingly she thinks she's "genetically Blessed" (where have i heard that phrase before?) in this department!

The final thought I'd like to leave you with were the Mantis insightful words relating to lines round your eyes. Apparently "If we smoke, party hard and/or live a stressful, “unfriendly to our body life” this causes lines round your eyes......... (She of course is suggesting the purchase of her Eye gel as the panacea for this ills though i suspect in practice she probably finds a drop of photoshop rather a lot more effective!) Anyway, obviously sound advice but why does the saying "people who live in glass houses shouldnt throw stones" spring to mind...

I'm sure she'll have a spiritual response for us at some point, and in the meantime I hope I get props for promoting her site in this way!

(Yes I know Cavey: Fat, Jellus, O to myself)