Do you know, I wasn't going to post about this - it seemed far too mundane, but then I thought again...
So far I've received alerts that say the following
a)the Panty Mantis is pregnant
(does anyone actually care apart from them at this stage)
b)the Panty Mantis isn't pregnant
(oh i get it - its the new "ground hog day")
c)the Panty Mantis was surprised at being proposed to
(the only "surprised" I'd believe is that she was surprised that her electric ball clamp had finally worked)
d)Orlando popped the question only because he was consumed with jealousy
(ah, don't worry OB - you can join our club )
e) Orlando only popped the question because she's up the duff....
(how romantic, THIS is believable....)
all of this, all in one day..... anyone would think she was due back home and needed to make herself of interest seeing the engagement rumours only had a couple of days of impact before it all got swamped by more interesting news...
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