Good on Orlando, it seems he's taking the flight ban thing to the max as an excuse to stay in the UK - It was good advice if i say so myself! If he keeps it up for long enough, the dust cloud might return..... failing that he could periodically text her pictures of volcanoes erupting and say "sorry babe, there goes another one! I'll be a while yet"
Poor Baste and Sidi though, last time we saw them the Panty Mantis was holding them hostage and sending threats over the net..... my thoughts are with them both. Perhaps we should organise a crack team to get in there and rescue them - i imagine after a week or so of Goji Berries and noni juice both are dangerously close to cracking...
Unfortunately though there is always a pay off in life, no mantis presence tends to equal a very quiet Orlando! You know, the kind of PR level you would expect from someone who is seeking to keep hold of a private life. I'm happy he manages this at least some of the time...
and it does give those of us that are both fat 'n' jellus time to reflect on times past, times when OB's movies made it the cinema without a 4 year gap and counting, times when OB seem to not only know the location of his bathroom but know how to use it, times when his washing machine was plumbed in and his sister pushed him into new outfits - lets hope that's exactly what she's doing now... there I knew I'd be able to sew this up to justify another "old school' photo :D
(and for those of you in the UK - Happy bank holiday - even if the weather is looking decidedly dodgy!)
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