After weeks of successful hiding out safely away from those pesky paparazzi - our happy couple have sadly had their privacy invaded yet again by those evul paps..
Luckily the paparazzi haven't yet managed to excercise their dastardly plan to photograph Orlando and the Panty Mantis away from their standard scenarios of either sitting at a cafe or involving Orlando's motorbike. God forbid they get caught out in a different scenario, I think we'd all die of shock!
with the imminent arrival of the "chosen one", I bet it will be a Pappy Christmas for Dr and Mrs Panty mantis....
Still one can hold on the vain hope that Orlando will get his balls back in his Christmas Stocking along with the Mantis' Little one (in her belly)
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